While eating my bowl of mom-made pan mee this afternoon...
OMG ~~~
Mom said this:
Later go to bank for me... go and pay for the car installments... go Public Bank,Alliance and Hong Leong Ok...
Me: ooooyoh... so many banks ah?
Mom: Yalor, pay for all your cars lahh. Oh ya hor ... when your salary will be given to you? End of the month ah?
Me: Don't know never ask...
Mom: Then when your salary is out, you give me RM 1000 to pay for MYVI.
Me: O.0 ....Wahh... so much ah... then I have nothing to save lor
Willy:Wahh... so much meh. What she eat hor.. cannot save also!!
Mom: Still got RM 1000... mah. Not enough ah?. Paying for your cars I used a lot of money already leh. I haven't pay for insurance and savings funds leh...
Me: Aihhh cincai la cincai la... (continue eating while doing the calculation in my mind) Ok faster.. finish everything... then go to bank.
Mom: You don't need to buy any clothes for your work lor...so you save a lot already what...
Me: Yalor.Wear black skirt /pants only.and their T- shirt.... so I don't need to waste money. Wear simple simple go to work....
Mom: Hahh... cannot. Makeup leh.... after work how? Must take care also.
Me: No need la...
Mom: Need la... Got guys see you one mah.
Me: Just a small center la , where got guys. All female teachers...and parents...
Father: Become second wife lor ....
Me: (0_0)... har...
Mom: What if you need to meet with parents.. or the kids's brother or uncle? Must be presentable...
Father: Juayn... you rushing to get married meh?
Me: (chewing my pan mee..)... Nola. Find money first ....
Mom: Must dress nicely be presentable....you never know when the guys are eyeing you...
Me: ..()_() ... (ooooommmmyyyy~~~ sei lor . Now they are worried whether i will get a guy for myself anot)
Willy: Jie later at 5.30... you bring the dogs for their daily walks ok??
Me: Why .... cannot wait for you to come back and do it with me ah?
Willy: NO mah..I want to go to gym.
Me: (irritated..) Go gym for what har... housework not exercise ah. After you walk the dogs then only go cannot ahh...
Willy: Now you know. Last time i pulled everyday no one to help me leh....
ME: Yalor.. you go ask ur friends : Any of them wants any dogs anot... Next time I work di.. how? U pulled urself lor...
ME: SIGH SIGH SIGH [FAN SEI YAN LA!!!]
4 comments:
hahahhaha.. ur parents so cute..
It's not cute...so kesian. Goodness! How la now? asking for RM1000 is so much. Why didn't you put your foot down? You have to pay epf and socso you know? You are left with RM800 something i think.
Adrian: I know... I know ah.. Rm800 minus traveling fees and petrol leh.. left with... RM 450 only..SOB>.< Belum kira makan lagi!!
have a real bargain with ur mom =)
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